Illa súr hjúkkuhúmor!
Fékk algjöran snilldar tölvupóst um daginn þar sem nokkur atriðið eru talin upp sem skilgreina ofurhjúkkur á bráðamóttökum. Margt á þessum lista vakti heilmikla kátinu meðal annarra ofurhjúkka og til að gefa öðrum kost á að kynnast lífi ofurhjúkka betur hef ég ákveðið að birta hér nokkur vel valin atriði.
YOU MIGHT BE AN E.R. NURSE IF . . . * by Michael Seaver, RN, EMT-D EMSCON *
* Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you..
* You believe a good tape job will fix anything...
* You have the bladder capacity of five people...
* You disbelieve 90% of what you are told and 75% of what you see...
* You have your weekends off planned for a year in advance...
* You believe that "ask-a-nurse" is an evil plot thought up by Satan...
* You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if the phrase "wow, it's really quiet" is uttered...
* You believe chocolate is a food group...
* You take it as a compliment when someone calls you a dirty name...
* You say to yourself "great veins" when looking at complete strangers ...
* You have ever answered a "lost condom" phone call...
* You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled "Suicide...Doing It Right!"..
* You believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis...
* You have ever had to leave a patient's room before you begin to laugh uncontrollably...
* You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience...
* Your nursing shoes have been seized and quarantined by either the Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta or the Nuclear Regulatory Commission...
* YOU FIND HUMOR IN ANY OF THIS!!!
Að öðru leyti erum við eins og fólk er flest.